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at 2004-09-24 around 9:43 a.m.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
TO: ALL
FROM: BETH
RE: SPINNY HUBCAPS
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU DRIVE AN �89 ESCORT WITH THOSE STUPID SPINNY HUBCAPS, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK EVER. ACTUALLY, IF YOU DRIVE ANYTHING WITH SPINNY HUBCAPS, YOU ARE A DORK. AND I DO NOT MEAN THE GOOD KIND OF DORK. I MEAN THE KIND OF DORK THAT I WOULD NOT BE SEEN WITH IN PUBLIC UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THANK YOU. This morning as I was walking into the building at work, my dad drove by and honked, so I waved. When I got into the building, my boss said something along the lines of �You know waving only encourages them.� He looked confused when I said it was my dad that honked, not some random boy. He wasn�t honking because I�m hot, he was honking because he knows me and was saying hello. I tried to explain it, but he still didn�t get it. It was frustrating. So now I think he thinks I�m a strange hillbilly. Whatever.Speaking of my boss, after he stopped looking at my boobs, he told me that he took a whole bunch of stuff off my desk and gave it to the people who are supposed to be doing it. Then he lectured everyone as they were coming in on why it is wrong to give all your crap to me to do instead of just doing it yourself, because that is not my job. So I have like 700% less work to do today than I normally do. Maybe I�ll actually accomplish something today. Thanks, cool boss!I still feel like complete shite, for some reason. My head is kind of buzzy and I feel vaguely pukey. I wish this would go away, I would like to semi-enjoy my weekend. Oh Lord. Okay, our phone system is pretty easy. We have these phones with lots of lines on them, and when the phone rings, the line that is ringing is the one that is blinking. Pretty simple, right? If I have to listen to the phone ring six times and everyone saying �What�s ringing?� one more time, I will scream. Literally scream bloody fucking murder. Pick up the blinky fucking line. Not any of the ones that are not lit up. Those are not ringing. Rrrrrr. I need a vacation, desperately. I think I may just print up a sign that says �I need a vacation desperately� and hold it up every time someone comes over to me with a stupid ass question like �If it�s filed by date, do I file it alphabetically?� I just may end up in tears before this morning is over.I still haven�t heard anything about going camping this weekend. I�m kind of glad, I�m not really in the mood and I can�t drink so what is the point of camping? Without beer, you�re just uncomfortable in the woods. Not something I�m likely to be. So, I�m going to do some work now. Ha ha ha. Actually, I want a new purse so it�s off to eBay I go! Have a great weekend, I�m sure I won�t!
And why the hell are my paragraph breaks being those stupid blockquote things instead of paragraph breaks? And it's changing fonts on me. AAahhhhh!Kids are: No one has turned it on yet. Last person who pissed me off: Stupid reception desk girls. That job is not hard. Heard in my house: I didn't feel like I was about to hurl.
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