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I didn�t update for a whole day yesterday. Wow. I blame it on the fact that my head is all smooshy like rotten fruit from this three day migraine I�ve got going. In between the flashy lights, blinding pain, puking, and the word salad that really freaks me out and gets me to immediately yell that I�m having a stroke, only it comes out �Maffo fa foke!�, I didn�t have it in me to write anything. But I�m back, and the celebrations are in full force for my favorite holiday, Take It In the Ear Day. Elizabeth is looking for recipes to commemorate this joyous day of inserting things in inappropriate orifices, we�re thinking along the lines of corndogs. Yep. We have also decided that December 14 will heretofore be known as Give Anyone Who Has �Beth� In Their Name $100 Day. Let the party begin. Today seems like a random spewing of useless things kind of day, most likely because of all the brain pills I have consumed. So, in no particular order: There is a road sort of by me called Bacon Road. They cut it off to make it the entrance to a subdivision (incidentally the subdivision in which Nick was working when he had his fall and ruptured his kidney or whatever) and now it is called Old Bacon Road. Every time I drive past it, I burst out laughing and wonder who didn�t think that one through. Old bacon sounds smelly, and I certainly wouldn�t want my yuppie cookie cutter quarter million dollar house to be on Old Bacon Road. Of course, I used to live on a road called Stubby, so I don�t know why I�m acting all high and mighty about it. I keep getting porn spam in my work email. Really nasty stuff, like �good live fuck movie here� and �lolita cum shots.� Ew. No thanks, especially not at work. I can just imagine if I had to call the IT guys because I caught a virus from porn. I�d never hear the end of that. Ever. The boys are finally starting to sleep in their room together instead of fighting and screeching for half the night. I could not be happier. And, last but certainly not least, I was floored by the number of responses I got for my wish list. You are all some fantastic people, you know that? I am just giddy with excitement, and I can�t wait to start sending out my own stuff to people who want it. What a wonderful idea. This Christmas is going to be so wonderful. Even if I did screw up and let some stuff get taken out of my checking account because I counted the days of my free trials wrong. It�ll still be great. Thank you to everyone. Kids are: "Who's gonna take you home, tonight..." Ew. Last person who pissed me off: Gossipy bitches in my office (DMIL included). Stop fucking whispering. Grow up. Heard in my house: "Do this, Mommy - tickle tickle tickle. Do that to my tummy." Miss Anything? pics - 2007-06-05
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