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at 2004-12-16 around 10:10 a.m.

I got some sort of a search engine hit for �short people sarcasm.� Thank you, but I�m 5�7�. I�m tall enough to be America�s Next Top Model. Speaking of that (which I am dying to), Eva? Okay, I guess. I really wanted Amanda to win, mostly because she looks like my friend K. And because Yaya bugged the living shit out of me, since she is so much better than everybody else. I hate bitches like that.

Know what else I hate? I hate people that refuse to take medicine when they are sick because �it isn�t natural.� Who cares? If you�d prefer to be in pain, that�s cool, but don�t tell me about it. Because all I�m going to say is, �So take a fucking aspirin and shut the hell up already.� It makes no sense. Really. Also? Getting up in the middle of the night and drinking half a gallon of milk is guaranteed to make you shit your guts out in the morning. Every time, no lie. I don�t want to hear about that either.

I got some wonderful email this morning at work. From Marjorie Davis, I got �I banged three in one hole � hurts to sit�� From Azura King, I got �Hot Teen Amateur Downloads for Free.� My great friend Jeremy Jones sent me �Skinny Chicks Getting Their Daily Dose of Protein.� I even got �Mr-Ed gets Head� from Andrew Lee. Thanks, guys. I love bestiality porn at work. It really lightens up the mood in the office to see an ugly chick get banged by a donkey.

Sick.

I quite obviously have nothing to say today.

Kids are: I don't know this song. Crappy 102.3 is on, so I'm sure I'll hear it three more times before four.

Last person who pissed me off: Nick for setting the alarm for 3:15 am. That was delightful.

Heard in my house: "I went potty in the potty and there was poop in the potty when I went potty in the potty."

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