2007-06-05 - pics
2007-06-04 - I said I'd update again, but I didn't promise substance
2007-06-04 - I said I'd update again, but I didn'
2007-05-30 - the short version
2007-04-14 - title this
2007-04-05 - diseased
2007-03-30 - bring on the cranky
2007-03-22 - it's nice out again!
2007-03-17 - I used to have optional fields here but now I'm not cool enough
2007-03-14 - quiet seventy degree day
2007-03-08 - calm
2007-03-06 - stressed
2007-03-01 - TMI all over
2007-03-01 - happy trails to me
2007-02-23 - more wonky weather approaching
2007-02-21 - now the kids want a guinea pig. No freaking way.
2007-02-20 - my day of rest
2007-02-19 - I'm tired of bitching
2007-02-16 - in a mood
2007-02-12 - aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2007-01-31 - over my head
2007-01-25 - my cry for help
2007-01-24 - sleep deprivation
2007-01-23 - baja
2007-01-18 - a cow catching failure
2007-01-17 - my murderous weekend
2007-01-12 - vroom crash weeeeeoooooo
2007-01-11 - sick sad world
2007-01-04 - no taxes for me
2007-01-03 - can I kill myself yet?
2007-01-02 - going buggy
2006-12-31 - -
2006-12-28 - i'm tired
2006-12-27 - Christmas hangover
2006-12-21 - poor little dsfaoishfjosadih
2006-12-19 - more conversations
2006-12-18 - a SAD day
2006-12-15 - oh the drama
2006-12-15 - And now the floor is made of lava
2006-12-14 - the wonderful world of poop
2006-12-13 - This is the last time I do someone a favor
2006-12-12 - It's a boy!
2006-12-11 - December 11, 2006
2006-12-08 - 2006
2006-12-07 - thanks for the welcome
2006-12-05 - I think I'm back
2005-09-07 - out
2005-09-04 - she doesn't want to leave she's just wondering is there life out there
2005-08-19 - I'm a bad, bad diarylander
2005-08-10 - yeah okay I'm so boring now
2005-08-09 - I can't keep up.
2005-08-07 - -
2005-08-04 - does anybody else remember the song "I Love Champagne?"
2005-08-01 - guess who's back, back again
2005-07-20 - moving tomorrow
2005-07-18 - this is not pudding
2005-07-18 - this is not a sushi bar
2005-07-14 - everyone is crazy
2005-07-13 - still fucking crazy
2005-07-11 - blah blah blah blah
2005-07-09 - why I can never have a nice night out
2005-07-07 - time for green tea
2005-07-06 - drunken entry!!!
2005-07-06 - five things
2005-07-06 - on the fucking road again
2005-07-05 - fucky fucky mcfuck fuck
2005-07-01 - home day three
2005-06-30 - I think I might be losing it, so hold on.
2005-06-29 - the morning after, as it were
2005-06-28 - dun dun DUN
2005-06-28 - I hate these little white boxes
2005-06-27 - OFIM
2005-06-24 - 062405
2005-06-23 - that was a lot of thinking
2005-06-22 - where am I
2005-06-21 - whistle through your teeth and spit
2005-06-20 - I hate it here
2005-06-17 - drawing a complete blank
2005-06-16 - STILL HERE
2005-06-15 - the end?
2005-06-13 - my stomach hurts
2005-06-10 - so much caffeine
2005-06-09 - title goes here
2005-06-08 - sooooooooooo tired
2005-06-07 - I've had it with the drama
2005-06-06 - blah blah fucking monday
2005-06-03 - fuck yeah it's friday
2005-06-02 - crazy people irritate me
2005-06-01 - work is stupid
2005-05-31 - i'm in love with South Carolina
2005-05-25 - long winded explanation of god damn nothing
2005-05-24 - I'm tired
2005-05-23 - I just saw the hot delivery boy. Mmm.
2005-05-20 - friday friday friday
2005-05-19 - hell
2005-05-17 - I feel like shit
2005-05-13 - bleah
2005-05-12 - I'll short description you
2005-05-11 - happy hump day
2005-05-09 - ALL NIGHT LONG
2005-05-06 - TGIF
2005-05-05 - I have to pee
2005-05-04 - nature freaks me out
2005-05-03 - oh hell, I don't know.
2005-05-02 - ick monday
2005-04-29 - people are strange
2005-04-28 - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
2005-04-27 - is it wednesday? I'm lost.
2005-04-26 - i'm sort of back
2005-04-22 - the picture entry
2005-04-20 - it's my anniversary, and it's 4/20
2005-04-19 - not in the mood
2005-04-18 - stupid monday
2005-04-15 - fuck it
2005-04-15 - yet another meme
2005-04-14 - coming up
2005-04-13 - bored
2005-04-12 - this is not a good day
2005-04-11 - I need a new job
2005-04-08 - don't dream it, be it
2005-04-07 - whatever
2005-04-06 - shameless plug
2005-04-05 - -
2005-03-30 - oh my lord i'll be on a plane in like thirty hours
2005-03-29 - a ton of swearing
2005-03-28 - I hate this place
2005-03-24 - it's like a Friday, but it's Thursday!
2005-03-23 - interview meme
2005-03-22 - teeny short entry
2005-03-22 - teeny short entry
2005-03-21 - not long enough weekend
2005-03-18 - *headdesk*
2005-03-17 - happy green beer day
2005-03-16 - I obviously have no clue what I'm doing
2005-03-15 - butthead 411
2005-03-14 - weekend recap
2005-03-11 - tired
2005-03-10 - a mural?
2005-03-09 - my head is starting to hurt
2005-03-08 - I'm eating red beet soup right now
2005-03-07 - rock
2005-03-04 - friday
2005-03-03 - I happen to like Thursdays
2005-03-02 - short description
2005-03-02 - fuck
2005-03-01 - my addiction
2005-03-01 - I'm fine
2005-02-28 - I'm still alive.
2005-02-23 - irritated
2005-02-22 - it's always something with me
2005-02-21 - mondays suck
2005-02-19 - saturday entry, blah blah blah
2005-02-18 - I don't want a dog.
2005-02-17 - more stupid ass spam
2005-02-17 - I'm crazy
2005-02-16 - oooooouuuuucccccchhhh
2005-02-15 - please help me stop thinking in song title form
2005-02-15 - interesting
2005-02-15 - I'm scarred for life now, thanks.
2005-02-14 - yet another one today
2005-02-14 - I've got your short description right here.
2005-02-12 - this day rules
2005-02-11 - free at last
2005-02-10 - blah blah blah title
2005-02-09 - this situation is rhetorical.
2005-02-08 - the good and the bad.
2005-02-07 - owwwwwwww
2005-02-04 - and another one, about commercials
2005-02-04 - it's early
2005-02-03 - don't waste your time here.
2005-02-03 - The Cast Page
2005-02-02 - music meme
2005-02-02 - I'm so dumb
2005-02-01 - la mapa invisible
2005-01-31 - stunt toddler
2005-01-29 - scenes from my day
2005-01-28 - okay fine, a title.
2005-01-27 - -
2005-01-27 - this isn't working right now
2005-01-25 - please please please
2005-01-25 - banging my head on my desk
2005-01-24 - i hate mondays
2005-01-22 - S A T U R DAY Night! (god I'm a loser)
2005-01-21 - I hope my diary works now
2005-01-19 - why do I keep updating twice a day?
2005-01-19 - part two of the people in my neighborhood
2005-01-18 - do these people really think they can sing?
2005-01-18 - linktastic
2005-01-17 - yay monday
2005-01-16 - almost time for football!
2005-01-15 - ah jeez, no titles.
2005-01-13 - I am a master of the obvious
2005-01-12 - three times in one day?
2005-01-12 - again.
2005-01-12 - i hate work
2005-01-11 - huh?
2005-01-10 - her husband is out of town
2005-01-09 - sunday
2005-01-07 - the quiz
2005-01-06 - almost time to go home
2005-01-06 - I want some sleep
2005-01-05 - laksdfjoasdifjasd;oijsadoisaofhs;h
2005-01-05 - still pissed
2005-01-04 - ah whatever
2005-01-03 - I'm so exhausted
2005-01-02 - I really don't like this year
2004-12-30 - there's going to be a three day weekend in 6.5 hours
2004-12-29 - for the love of mike, I can't think of anything to put in this box
2004-12-28 - I'm totally drawing a blank here.
2004-12-27 - steve, send the phone spiders
2004-12-23 - you can blow this spirit thing out your ass
2004-12-22 - I hate shopping
2004-12-21 - OHHHHH great
2004-12-20 - OHHHHH great
2004-12-20 - ewwww Monday
2004-12-17 - my minivan brings all the boys to the yard
2004-12-16 - my coworker is yelling at me for pounding laxatives again
2004-12-15 - I forgot lotion and my hands are dry
2004-12-14 - my gangsta babies
2004-12-13 - prelude to a true story
2004-12-13 - ugh. I don't feel like coming up with a title.
2004-12-10 - sixteen
2004-12-09 - gah. I mean that.
2004-12-08 - I wouldn't take that shortcut
2004-12-06 - my Christmas wish list
2004-12-03 - another entry from home
2004-12-03 - if I had a brain, I'd be dangerous
2004-12-02 - oooh ghosties
2004-12-01 - lightning strike me now - or can you not be struck twice?
2004-11-30 - I haven't slept in days
2004-11-29 - mondays after three day weekends suck shit
2004-11-26 - the busiest shopping day of the year
2004-11-24 - the weekend is longer than the week this week
2004-11-23 - my boss is hanging over my shoulder and driving me fucking crazy
2004-11-22 - Xmess is coming soon
2004-11-21 - Updating? On a Sunday?
2004-11-19 - second entry today! crotch!
2004-11-19 - bang your head!
2004-11-18 - asdofiasdofnasdfhas[dfimasj
2004-11-17 - so freaking cute
2004-11-16 - wheeeeeeee
2004-11-15 - it's so sunny when you have windows
2004-11-12 - plea for help
2004-11-11 - the DMIL saga
2004-11-10 - poop on the walls
2004-11-09 - kids okay, nothing else is
2004-11-08 - ho-kay, great
2004-11-04 - it's true
2004-11-03 - oh fucking great
2004-11-02 - toner spam
2004-11-01 - zombie drug peddlers
2004-10-29 - two days till Halloween
2004-10-28 - what to wear, what to wear
2004-10-27 - you're kidding me
2004-10-26 - get this party ended, right now
2004-10-25 - Yuck
2004-10-22 - black knees!
2004-10-21 - eep, and happy birthday to K
2004-10-20 - Cake pictures and rat poison
2004-10-19 - it's really this bad.
2004-10-18 - MMMMMMMmmmmmmonday
2004-10-15 - everything's still weird
2004-10-14 - whoa
2004-10-13 - Yay! for a new car
2004-10-12 - more blithering, I'm boring
2004-10-11 - Superman's dead
2004-10-08 - Boohbahs pull bongs too
2004-10-08 - to Nick
2004-10-07 - we need some good vibes, still
2004-10-07 - Reviews
2004-10-07 - we need some good vibes
2004-10-07 - maybe a makeover
2004-10-06 - hello to wasted hours
2004-10-05 - bottoms up to better days
2004-10-04 - i'm white trash beautiful, dammit
2004-10-01 - not a personal attack
2004-09-30 - bagzilla
2004-09-29 - thanks everyone and other stuff
2004-09-28 - for all
2004-09-27 - new purse and old work
2004-09-24 - what is it with things today
2004-09-23 - the sky is falling
2004-09-22 - my face hurts today
2004-09-21 - a tired and bored me
2004-09-20 - nothing to do with anything
2004-09-18 - you say today is Saturday? Goodbye, I'm going out to play
2004-09-17 - Okay, lunchtime's over. Back to work.
2004-09-16 - more bitching
2004-09-15 - finally
2004-09-14 - riding with the captain only serves to piss me off
2004-09-13 - too bad I suck
2004-09-10 - i hate coming up with titles
2004-09-09 - why always me?
2004-09-08 - just some crap
2004-09-08 - the wall
2004-09-07 - i wish i talked in my sleep
2004-09-03 - Three_day_weekend
2004-09-02 - suck, dump, repeat
2004-09-01 - 39 more days of this?
2004-08-31 - now i'm out of breath
2004-08-30 - why can't you be more like diablo canyon one?
2004-08-27 - it's story time
2004-08-26 - nothing really to say
2004-08-25 - jailbreak
2004-08-24 - More hating of everything by me
2004-08-23 - kicking and screaming
2004-08-20 - itchy, so itchy
2004-08-19 - mostly about how I hate everything
2004-08-18 - shameless money grab
2004-08-17 - so why did I have the bowl?
2004-08-16 - and they're all around here
2004-08-13 - abandon ship
2004-08-12 - but I wouldn't want the spikes in my hands
2004-08-11 - take care of this for me
2004-08-10 - disjointed thoughts brigade, ho!
2004-08-09 - shit happens when you party naked
2004-08-06 - blue monday
2004-08-05 - fucking life. fuck.
2004-08-04 - breathe in, breathe out
2004-08-03 - the hamburgler sleeps tonight
2004-08-02 - man overboard
2004-07-30 - little feet
2004-07-29 - thoughts of cauliflower
2004-07-28 - they don't have unit numbers, I swear
2004-07-27 - I am such a sap!
2004-07-26 - bo-ring weekend
2004-07-23 - New template!
2004-07-23 - rings
2004-07-22 - dating under the sea may not be better if you breathe air
2004-07-21 - can you hear me now
2004-07-20 - for all your spatula needs
2004-07-19 - oh my.
2004-07-16 - i heart friday
2004-07-16 - people are strange
2004-07-15 - not a shred of dignity
2004-07-14 - is the hague like the plague?
2004-07-13 - a what?
2004-07-12 - empty
2004-07-11 - total eclipse of the heart
2004-07-09 - the height of just too muchery
2004-07-08 - i'm bombing englewood tonight
2004-07-07 - Homer was right
2004-07-02 - number one in the hood, g
2004-07-01 - will not alter the size or shape
2004-06-30 - don't cry, lady
2004-06-29 - they're coming to take me away
2004-06-28 - straitjacketed for your protection
2004-06-25 - had to be all fancy and wear underpants
2004-06-24 - i didn't know it was that kind of party
2004-06-23 - Oh man, you're killing me
2004-06-22 - if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane
2004-06-18 - Can't we all just pull a bong?
2004-06-17 - satin sheets are very romantic
2004-06-16 - stop breaking shit
2004-06-15 - and so it begins